Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.
Sexual
- Never have I ever kissed a girl.
Never have I ever kissed a boy.Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.Never have I ever had sex.Never have I ever fallen in love.- Never have I ever cheated on someone.
- Never have I ever been cheated on.
Life
Never have I ever gotten into a fight.Never have I ever done something illegal.- Never have I ever gotten wasted.
- Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
- Never have I ever snuck out.
- Never have I ever stolen something.
Never have I ever vandalized something.Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.- Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
- Never have I ever been arrested.
- Never have I ever been fired from a job.
Emotions
- Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt.
Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.- Never have I ever been abused physically.
Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.- Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
Never have I ever felt like an outcast.- Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.
Friendships
Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.- Never have I ever been friendless.
School
Never have I ever failed a test.Never have I ever cut class.Never have I ever had to eat alone.- Never have I ever failed a course.
- Never have I ever been suspended.
- Never have I ever received detention.
Never have I ever dropped out of school.
IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT SUCKER PUNCH IS AIMLESS ALMOST-PORN FOR NERD BOYS YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THE THROAT BECAUSE THAT IS THE FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GODDAMN MOVIE.
THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING SELF-EMPOWERING, SO MIND-TWISTING WITH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SETTING UNTIL YOU’RE LOST TO WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S FAKE. THESE GIRLS WHO ARE BEING PROSTITUTED AGAINST THEIR WILL FIGHT TO TAKE BACK THEIR BODIES THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN AND THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY’RE FREE.
THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU WANT TO SLAY A PLANET OF ZOMBIES AND KICK-ASS BOOTS AND SEQUINED SKIRTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ABOUT. THESE GIRLS FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS IN MINI-SKIRTS THAT THEY KNOW THEY LOOK MORE BADASS THAN DEAN WINCHESTER IN AND THEY USE IT TO THEIR FUCKING ADVANTAGE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE COOLEST SHIT I HOPE YOU HAVE TO RUN ACROSS A FIELD OF LEGOS AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE WHITE TWO-PIECE YOU LITTLE SHIT
I was gonna reblog it anyway because of the gif set but then I read the post and broke my hand over the reblog button.
today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN
Wrong door
“I read the script and I knew instantly that I wanted to play
a person that evolves physically and mentally.
Harry Potter was a fantastical world. This play is very solid in
terms of connecting to history and what governments do.”
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nah, the manager’s a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
I knew it.